Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly tried throw somechunks to a massive crocodile. Witnesses say that Trump perhaps got a little overly familiar with the animal, resulting in some raised eyebrows. The {entireaffair was captured on video, and clips have quickly gone viral online.
- It's unclear
- went to the prison island
- but some speculate that he wastrying to make a statement
Urgent Update: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has confronted a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader fighting with the creatures, wielding a golf club. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from Mr. Trump's staff.
Stay tuned for more updates on this wild event!
The Donald's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, bringing his own golf clubs. He's even totally plans to put in a gold-plated bidet during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
- Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!
Crocodile Corrections? Absolutely, Claims President Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. That mess down in Florida is gettin' ridiculous. They got these alligators runnin' amok. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em cruise around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for Trump Alligator Alcatraz that. We gotta make an example of these creatures. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for these pesky beasts, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' dealin' with the tough stuff.
- Drain the Swamp!
Bigly Donald's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical campaign rally, folks. The President himself is hitting the glades on a wild maniacal rampage. That's right, we're talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his a brand new baseball cap and planning on showing those gators who's boss. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!
You Won't Believe This! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are totally gonna believe this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to take a wild adventure. He's swapping his golf clubs for some serious grit and is diving into a pen full of mean alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was a publicity stunt.
What could possibly be more wild? Only time will show.